The Story
A limited-drop merch brand born from bad jokes and good vibes. Edgy, funny, and a little unhinged — just like it should be.
Silly Billy Store is an Australian-born, limited-drop merch brand. We make stuff that's a little edgy, a little funny, and honestly just stuff we'd want to wear ourselves.
Every drop is a one-time run. No restocks, no second chances, no waiting lists. When it's gone — it's gone forever. That's kind of the whole point.
We work with print-on-demand partners right here in Australia, so your order is made fresh and shipped locally. No excess stock, no waste, no nonsense.
All orders are printed and shipped from Australia. Because each item is made to order, please allow a little time for production before dispatch.
Standard shipping 5–8 business days after production. Free shipping on all AU orders.
We ship to select international destinations. Delivery typically 10–20 business days.
Allow 2–5 business days for your item to be printed and prepared before dispatch.
You'll receive a tracking number by email once your order has been dispatched.
Because everything is printed on demand just for you, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues — so please check the size guide before ordering.
However, we will always replace or refund items that arrive faulty, damaged, or incorrectly printed. Just send us a photo and we'll make it right.
Faulty items, damaged in transit, wrong item sent, printing errors. Full replacement or refund.
Change of mind, wrong size ordered, or items that have been worn and washed. Please choose carefully.
Got a question, issue, or just want to say hi? We're a small operation so bear with us — we'll get back to you within 1–2 business days.
We aim to reply within 1–2 business days. For urgent order issues, email is fastest.
Australia 🇦🇺
All orders fulfilled locally.